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" Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! "
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look in the mirror JackA$$!
By: youdontknowme+neverwill
on 19 Oct 2010
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if i wanted a come bake i would of took the cum form the back of your mouth
By: Ammy
on 27 Apr 2012
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if i wanted a come back i would of took the cum form the back of your mouth
By: Ammy
on 27 Apr 2012
Thanks for noticing want me try It on you too?
By: Cherry
on 17 Feb 2014
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At least Im not black and blue.
By: Abberz
on 28 Nov 2012
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eat me out
By: penis is good
on 27 Apr 2012
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good one son!
By: penis is good dad
on 17 Dec 2012
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Sorry, I can't bear to see your messed up face.
By: RandomPerson
on 25 Mar 2014
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Well you didn't have to fall to get the deformed face you have!
By: kambry
on 26 May 2011
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Don't be an ass
By: Rachel
on 26 Oct 2012
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ive never laughed so hard at a pick up line. more like a turn down line. but still this is hilarious
By: kenny
on 14 Apr 2011
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good one son p.s 69!
By: penis is good dad
on 17 Dec 2012
Can I have your number I lost mine?
By: Tate
on 13 Dec 2017
Hahaha That shit is funny!
By: Miguel
on 07 Dec 2010
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