Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it.
By: Langercan on 13 Feb 2009
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no, no it's just your face honey
By: lol on 19 Jan 2014
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There's going to be something wrong with your neck if you don't get out of here now.
By: Fisher on 08 Oct 2009
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I hope you bought the warranty.
By: Brittany :) on 18 Feb 2013
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I really don't remember giving it to you, so it must work just fine.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
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I think we should start playing clash of clans cause your way outta my league
-From Girl-
By: AlexHuddson on 17 Dec 2014
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and it looks like it will stay broken
By: smalls on 13 Oct 2011
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oh...no one has ever been able to fix that
By: SillyGilly on 24 Aug 2008
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Do you like Minecraft??? because you just got BLOCKED
By: Sakura on 22 Apr 2021
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That's a problem you can't fix
By: Mikaelaq23 on 06 Nov 2009
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Whoops I guess your phone will never work from now on. Such a tragedy (starts to cry and scream). Boy-(stupid girl that's the last time I hit on a blonde)
By: Kki on 10 Jul 2012
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Oh! Sorry, my number is 1-800-choke-dat-hoe
By: Maddie_Meow on 20 Dec 2015
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Oh okay here's my number 01-21-do1!
By: E on 05 May 2016
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use that on someone else or just come back with a better one
By: littia on 25 Oct 2011
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I dont see the problem
By: Elle on 22 Jan 2013
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i don't think it will ever be fixed...and i am NOT gonna help fix it either
By: Anonomous on 06 Mar 2010
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Oh then it works just fine!
By: Jenny the fish on 21 Jul 2009
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Nothing is wrong with your phone.
By: I ish a quarter on 21 Jul 2009
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Oh...I have to poop...bye...
By: Reality guy on 22 Jul 2010
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reallly? here's my number: 415-GET-LOST
By: AD on 27 Feb 2009
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too bad 4 u i dnt hav a phone
By: hanna on 03 Jul 2011
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LOL my mind just blew because I saw u
By: Clarrissa on 12 Dec 2013
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oh that sucks.
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008
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oh really? maybe you can come over and i can help fix it
By: HMMM :D on 23 Jan 2009
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O really ... Well that just means ur not speical enough !!!
By: nichcole on 30 Apr 2012
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Oh really? Cause I'm pretty sure that I didn't give it to you.
;P lol
By: Mikan-Sama!!! on 30 Jul 2012
3
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well then your going to have to take it to the garantee
By: Priscila on 09 Oct 2007
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ill fix that my numbers 8008 (BOOB)
By: hello on 30 Nov 2010
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@hello I can add to yours. 8008135 (BOOBIES) (do it on a calculator and backwards)
By: BOOBIES on 01 Dec 2010
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u dont know me so why should u have my no. unless u r working for phone directories or yellow pages
By: xxx on 02 Jun 2012
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I have Alzehimers too
By: aylool on 17 Nov 2013
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Oh hell to the no # I don't even know you. No walk along now! If any body agrees with me say go Adlean.
By: Adlean on 24 Mar 2014
2
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Let me fix it with a hammer...*bang*...there all better
By: Joe on 28 Jun 2011
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Want my number then (sure takes out their phone) 417-555- oh SORRY YOU DON"T QUALIFY!!! :)
By: RaNdOm on 14 Oct 2011
1
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I was also kki. So now I'm just saying please watch the cimorelli videos on YouTube and follow the girls on twitter. PPPPPPPLLLLEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- CimFamfan#1 Bella
By: Christina, Kathrine, Lisa, Amy, Lauren and Dani cimorelli fan on 10 Jul 2012
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cani use your phone to find mine
By: nice on 24 Oct 2008
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Crap, Somethings wrong with my self esteem... (what?) if you reject me I will hang myself... I PROMISE YOU!
By: Jar Kelly on 09 Jan 2009
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crap, somethings wrong with my phone. ( oh really whats that?). There's really crap on it....you into that?
By: TOM ACE on 01 Aug 2009
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aww cute but a bit childish lol
By: Lexie on 09 Jan 2009
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this would be great for picking up a chick that worked at a phone store...
By: jaimers on 25 Jan 2009
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You might need to buy a new phone, since you screwed it up by searching up that pick-up line on google.
By: LolGurl on 28 Oct 2014
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i used that on a girl she gave me a kiss hahah
By: fuk on 09 Jun 2010
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LOL
By: Max on 04 Oct 2007
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BRILLIANT!!!
By: Josh=Man on 20 Feb 2008
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That was so funny lol i have already tried that on a girl and it worked!!!!!!!!
By: John Cena on 12 Mar 2010
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freaking brilliant
By: Ted on 07 Mar 2011
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i liked this...it would work on me!
By: NICE on 06 Feb 2008
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WOW. hilarious. but too bad your numbers never gonna be in it!!!!!
By: shakalaka on 15 Apr 2008
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I love those pick up lines! I have some 2 I want to add.
Are you from tenninise case your the only 10 I see!
How much dose a polar bear whigh?:)
By: Cheyenne simmons on 29 Jun 2013
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this was great!!
By: MaGs on 24 Oct 2007
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i LOVE this one!!
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
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I would totally find this great!!
It would totally work on me!
I've even tried it before :)
It worked on my last 4 girlfriends.
By: Ian on 18 Oct 2011
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I have another one i use:
crap i think i lost it "what" my phone number, can i have yours???
this worked sooooo many times with me :))))
By: Em on 23 Oct 2011
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Haha, used this 6 times, worked 4 times ;D
By: Cheese on 04 Aug 2010
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i would probably give a guy my number for that.
By: RRM on 03 Jul 2008
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It's not Halloween so take off the mask
By: Sassychick112 on 03 Dec 2011
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ha ha I'm going to use this
By: Stacy on 26 Mar 2008
oh there's nothing wrong there. I only give my number to people who don't have things wrong with their phone
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
what guy would say that most of them ask for your phone and call there phone and say, " I lost my phone"
By: Manda H. on 03 Feb 2008
Lol... i didnt think it would work... but i got a date from this line lol
By: Joel on 11 Sep 2007
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I think this one's cute, but I like Langercan's comeback.
By: Furvert on 15 Feb 2009
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haha its so cute
By: kelly ;P on 03 Nov 2007
yall suck at roleplaying u_u like really? Yall sound like dumb fuxcken newbs. well toodles -the one and only Roza
By: amber on 12 Oct 2011
this is not that bad
By: swagmaster on 09 Sep 2012
What I would do if a guy asked me that: "Oh here let me fix that." *puts in ugly single friend's aunt's number* " Here you go". I did that to a guy. Now my friends aunt has to go to court for breaking into his house and watching him sleep. Gotta love that!! :D
By: Jessica on 24 Jun 2011
I love this one!
By: Hate on 28 Jun 2011
This totally work on me its woo cute!!!!!!
By: gabby XD on 21 Feb 2012
That would totally work on me. I would just have to give the guy my number just cuz of the effort xDDD
By: Destiny on 18 Oct 2011
how shit are these chat up lines...jeez men can be so low
By: blob on 29 Mar 2010
ya boy
By: midget on 29 Oct 2016
hehe, so trying this on a random stranger XD
By: Dolphin_owo on 15 Jan 2018
wow it actually works!
By: gj on 29 Aug 2010
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Oh hell to the no # I don't even know you. No walk along now!
If any body agrees with me say go Adlean.
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