Awe, that's so sweet. Now take your nickel and go buy yourself a clue.
By: Sami on 23 Oct 2008
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Oh yeah? Here's a nickel. Use it to find a new pick-up line.
By: wtfwasthat on 11 Aug 2009
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And if I had a nickel for every time i saw someone as handsome as you, id be poor.
By: Kt on 21 Mar 2008
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if i had a nickel for everytime i met someone who used that pickup line, i would be a millionare
By: person63 on 31 Oct 2009
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wow, five cents?? ahha i think that's just enough to pay your mom back for that shirt you're wearing.
By: hannah on 30 Jul 2009
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If I received money for the dumbest pick up line, I would be a billionaire after this one.
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013
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Aw, cute. How much did you pay to get that pickup line?
By: SM on 01 Jun 2010
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And If I got a nickel for every time I saw someone as ugly as you, I'D have five cents.
By: Stat Freak on 18 Oct 2007
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So why don't you go find that girl who gave you those five cents, and date her!
By: IdiotSeeker on 22 Aug 2011
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if i had a penny for everytime i saw someone as ugly as you,,,id give everyone their pennies back and tell them to donate more money for plastic surgery.
By: whitney on 27 Feb 2008
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If I had a nickle for every word spelled wrong I'd be crushed under the weight.
By: HH on 14 Mar 2010
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If I had a nickel for every guy like you trying to pick me up....hmmm....i'd have a million dollars!
By: lil beez on 30 May 2008
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Well then give me it so I can buy gum of you think I am so pretty
By: i put the sas in sassy on 18 Feb 2013
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That is great but if i had a dallor everytime a guy come up with something like that I would would be the rich little girl
By: Randa on 01 Jun 2008
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If I had a penny for every woman you tried that on, I'd have $1.00
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
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Would that cover the rent for your home/trash can?
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
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How about u use that nickel to GET A GRIP!!!!!
By: G-UNIT on 08 Jan 2009
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Oh yeah? Then give me all your money if you wanna get out of here in one piece.
By: Swimmer on 08 Oct 2009
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Actually ull hav3 a dim3 cusz ut da most b3atiful thing in disz world
By: 3staA.k.aCooki3 on 28 Dec 2008
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If i had a nickel for everytime i saw someone as handsome as you i would have a penny
By: Tae-Yang on 31 Dec 2007
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If I had nickle for everyone I saw more beautiful than you then I would be broke.
By: daniel on 16 May 2013
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"If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have one dollar." *open wallet, displaying a single dollar* "Oh, would you look at that!"
By: TruelyBluely on 30 Aug 2015
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you must be exhausted, because you've been running in my mind all day
By: lol on 16 Jul 2010
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Okay can anyone post a comment telling me an answer to this?....
"If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents"
Is this saying she is ugly? Or beautiful?
By: Estela 954 on 07 Feb 2012
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works like a charm : ]
By: j-dawg on 11 May 2009
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So the bitch must be really ugly.
By: Anthony Esparza on 01 Feb 2016
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too original!!!!
By: wolf on 24 Jan 2008
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if i had 5 cents for every guy as hot as u id have bout 20 bucks!
By: abby<3 on 28 Aug 2011
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Aw! How cute! I think I would wish for more money though....
By: Nana Tadokoro on 25 Nov 2009
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Hmm, I wish there was one I didn't hear beforeee... :)
By: A Personnn;) on 06 Apr 2013
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I wanna unsee the comebacks coz this one was good!
By: gnvs on 16 Jul 2016
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Aww . . .
By: suytegrgttrss on 17 Mar 2010
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haha good one ima use it!
yea boy!
By: UR FACE on 21 Feb 2009
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would you like a pretzel with that cheese?!
By: blackmagikk on 16 Jul 2009
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sucks if your english
By: psycho188 on 26 Nov 2007
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Isn't this saying there is someone else as beautful, wouldn't it better said I would be broke? To have any money would suggest there is at least one person as beautiful as the one your trying to pick up.
By: daniel on 14 May 2013
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I used this on a girl and it totally worked! thank u whoever posted this line
By: swaggless on 27 Sep 2011
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I got a good pick up line- are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you
By: Idk on 19 Mar 2011
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i like that pick up line
By: pat on 04 Apr 2011
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Bravo!! But there's not a limit to what you can achieve i.e. You can do better
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