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" Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. "


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Actually, keep messing with me and you'll soon find heaven isn't as far as you think.
By: Furvert on 15 Feb 2009
 
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yes i figured it out when i saw you
By: player69 on 22 Aug 2009
 
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Are you lost? The insane asylum is even farther away from here.
By: Lizzie on 11 Dec 2008
 
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No im just visiting and as I left God said to watch out for the bastred who asked if I was lost
By: CEO on 02 Mar 2013
 
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Are you lost? Hell is a very long way from here.
By: Spica on 05 Aug 2007
 
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Actually I am looking for hell, because I have been too naughty to go back to heaven!
By: Chestnut on 02 Sep 2011
 
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take me to bed and you'll find out it isnt
By: swaggalagga on 08 Mar 2015
 
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there are 10 Devils in this world, 6 are having showers, 3 are sleeping, and... Oh look! 1 is standing right Infront of me!
By: Lillybajer on 13 Apr 2016
 
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Are you lost, ma'am? Because my bed is a long way from here.
By: Why, you creep on 14 Oct 2020
 
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Are you lost sir? Because your face is not a long way from my fist.
By: Fat ass queen on 17 Mar 2021
 
 
Well, maybe you could point me in the right direction.
By: ;lkj on 15 Jan 2009
 
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you all retyards
By: swaggalagga on 08 Mar 2015
 
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This line is light and flattering, although it does have some cheese on top, girls may just eat it up! At the very least you should get a smile and an awe.
By: Editor on 26 Mar 2007
 
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I would fall for this guy
By: Rubinie_the_Genie on 12 Feb 2016
 
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It works!!
By: Aaron on 08 Jul 2010
 
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